Very nice

The only problem is there is barely any animation to it. Great artwork though, and what little animation there is is very smooth and well done. I'd say you have great potential.

Decent

There's nothing particularly bad about it. The sprite animation is fine, the backgrounds just look like traced images of the game. it would have been better if you had actually drawn stuff, but, not bad.

Really.

It was mildly humorous, but the "calculation" involved was simply length of response, from "poor" up to "trying too hard bro."
Again, mildly humorous, but useless and silly. Besides, trolling is about getting a reaction - playing it cool, being inconspicuous at first and helping things escalate into a flame war. A short and simple response with some subtle rhetorical devices can be the best way to go.

Not bad

Fairly entertaining. The random battle thing was a nice touch.

Nice

It's catchy, and it flows well. The only tiny complaint I might make is that the straight 8th notes on top of swing time sounds a little unnatural, but it does make an interesting effect. Good loop.